Lolita Wolf's Predictions & Predilections

Q.  What is the best way to store lots of dildos and vibrators of various sizes in limited space? I am trying to figure out if there is a sort of card catalogue thingie so I can put them all in a drawer? Help! 🙂 A.  First of all, go through your collection and decide […]

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The ingredients for my big birthday orgasm: Medium Njoy Pure Plug – $69.95 Black Dragon Latex Gloves – $20.00 Sliquid Organics Natural – $13.00 Acuvibe HT-1220 Mini Vibrator – $34.95 My lover’s fingers and hands – Priceless

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I remember 3rd grade.   I think that is when I learned multiplication and addition.  Thank you, Mrs. Gusten. You were my favorite elementary school teacher.  Shortly after, I used those multiplication/addition skills when I was taught about Pi. Pi = 3.14 and it’s the way to convert diameter from circumference and vice versa. So, […]

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I went to a Chemistry party with a friend. While I want to be prepared for anything that came our way, I did not want to schlep a lot of stuff with me. I decided to take my shiny red patent For Your Nymphomation Adult Toy Box.  It’s a nimble 12″ x 9″ and holds […]

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I went to the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar release party tonight.  Monk sold me raffle tickets and I won the Njoy Eleven.  It’s stainless steel and huge!  It weighs 2.75 pounds! You can get one of your own at Stockroom or Babeland!

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I’ve always had penis envy.  Don’t get me wrong.  I like being a girl, but there are times when I wish I had a cock.  I really wish I could just open my fly, whip out my cock and pee anywhere.  It’s convenient and sexy.  So, when Babeland gave me the opportunity to review the […]

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Babeland sent me the new G Curve Dildo.  It’s a very pretty pearlescent dark purple and the silicone material is soft, yet firm enough for thrusting.  It has a futuristic phallic design with a nice head and ridges along the top of the shaft that feels good going in and out of any hole.  It’s […]

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I was once a Hitachi girl.  That was my favorite vibrator and it was the one that would get me off without fail.  It still does – Don Quixote has one.  A few years back, when my Hitachi died, my ex-girlfriend recommended the Acuvibe.  It is similar to the Hitachi with a big flexible head […]

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At Dark Odyssey Leather Retreat, I told Don Quixote that he should be available to me on Saturday night. I dressed up in the new girdle he bought for me and then used some pink nylon rope to fashion a strap-on harness for my big brown cock. I had learned the rope skills from Lee […]

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Daddy! Look at what I got! I am soooo excited because I finally FINALLY got my own Hello Kitty vibrator. And it’s pink!  These were around maybe 10 years ago and were much sought after, but production stopped and some of these were going on eBay for a lot of money. Now Babeland is selling them again. Yes, […]

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