Lolita Wolf’s Predictions & Predilections

I went to a Chemistry party with a friend. While I want to be prepared for anything that came our way, I did not want to schlep a lot of stuff with me.
I decided to take my shiny red patent For Your Nymphomation Adult Toy Box.  It’s a nimble 12″ x 9″ and [...]

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I’ve always had penis envy.  Don’t get me wrong.  I like being a girl, but there are times when I wish I had a cock.  I really wish I could just open my fly, whip out my cock and pee anywhere.  It’s convenient and sexy.  So, when Babeland gave me the opportunity to [...]

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Babeland sent me the new G Curve Dildo.  It’s a very pretty pearlescent dark purple and the silicone material is soft, yet firm enough for thrusting.  It has a futuristic phallic design with a nice head and ridges along the top of the shaft that feels good going in and out of [...]

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I always say that the best first hood you can get is a spandex hood.  They fit easily and are comfortable.  They are washable.  They don’t take up a lot of room in your toybag.  This spandex hood from The Stockroom is especially nice because it has a padded blindfold built in to really block [...]

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I was once a Hitachi girl.  That was my favorite vibrator and it was the one that would get me off without fail.  It still does – Don Quixote has one.  A few years back, when my Hitachi died, my ex-girlfriend recommended the Acuvibe.  It is similar to the Hitachi with a [...]

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At Dark Odyssey Leather Retreat, I told Don Quixote that he should be available to me on Saturday night. I dressed up in the new girdle he bought for me and then used some pink nylon rope to fashion a strap-on harness for my big brown cock. I had learned the rope [...]

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Daddy! Look at what I got! I am soooo excited because I finally FINALLY got my own Hello Kitty vibrator. And it’s pink!  These were around maybe 10 years ago and were much sought after, but production stopped and some of these were going on eBay for a lot of money. Now Babeland is selling [...]

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Babeland is celebrating Tristan Taormino’s 10 years in the business with a new edition of the Tristan Plug.  Tristan helped design this plug.  I bought one many years ago when Tristan did one of her anal sex workshops.  I chose the hot pink color.  At the time, it was like no other plug [...]

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Now you can recycle your old sex toys!  Whether it’s a dildo or a butt plug that you no longer use, or a vibrator that is broken, you can now dispose of them in an environmentally friendly way.  Mail in your clean used toys and these folks will take them apart (rubber, [...]

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You’ve heard about financial domination, right?  Well, I have a financial dominant.  It’s Mr. S.  Whenever I am in San Francisco, I can not stay away from the shop and I always spend money there.
So, of course, I went to Mr. S with Don Quixote.  I’ve had my eye on their Stainless Steel Ball Weights [...]

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