Lolita Wolf's Predictions & Predilections

Blue took off his clothes. When Blue takes his clothes off, it is always a magnificent thing. I checked him out and… “Hey! What’s with the CB-3000?”

I couldn’t believe he was wearing one of these. Before he could say anything, I grabbed his balls. “I can just squeeze your balls between the rings and get this off.” I tugged and squeezed.

“You can’t do that!”

“Well, yes, I can. Balls change shape with pressure and time. It would take a while and it would hurt, but I’m patient and not worried about hurting you.” I squeezed his balls a bit more.

“Ow!”

“Or I could just pick the lock. This is an easy lock for me to pick.”

“Yes, yes, Princess, I know you can. But, really, I have the key and I could call Daddy to get permission.”

I scowled, “No, that’s all right; I’ll just work around it.” I pulled him by the balls and put him up against the wall. Then I began to flog him.

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Last week, Boymeat and I took a cab ride with Ahmed Ibrahim! He’s the matchmaker cabbie. What a hoot!

Disco Ernie gave me a big smile. There’s just so much joy here.

Threesomes! Everybody’s doing it. Again, of course I have no issue with the act, but with the hypocrisy and the $$.

I think I am going to like our new governor, David Paterson. The guy is gracious and he’s funny.

Some pretty rope from today’s threesome

I always want to learn more about orgasms.

Whine, whine, whine! I am looking at the workshop schedule for Kinkfest in Portland and the class that interests me most is “High Security Rope Bondage” with Max. Unfortunately, it is scheduled at the same time that I am teaching. Why are they scheduling two bondage classes at the same time???? Waaah!

I am no longer using Microsoft Word or Excel. I have switched to Open Office and it’s just as good and it’s free!

Humiliating story of the day. A girl once turned down Boymeat in favor of a Sybian.

Don Quixote was taking a long time in the bathroom. Not so long that I was annoyed, but long enough for me to be curious. I decided to be patient and I grabbed my Gameboy Tetris. Something was definitely up.

DQ came out of the bathroom wearing a full black spandex Zentai suit. The hood had an nose hole and a mouth hole. A penis gag was strapped into in his mouth.

With that, DQ became the Thing. No, not The Thing, he was My Thing. Thing was my new sex toy. I was very happy to add a new sex toy to my collection. Extremely happy to add My Thing. And, as with any new sex toy, I had to figure out the best ways to use it.

I started out with the obvious. I had him lie down and I straddled it. That did not work very well, because the gag and his teeth and his lips all mashed together and it hurt him in a non-good way. I then lowered myself down on him the other way and then he couldn’t breathe. I did not want him to become a real stiff (ha ha). And the vibrator rattled his teeth in this position. I was beginning to think that this gag worked better in my fantasies than in actuality.

But I was so hot for this Thing that I wanted it in me. I reclined and let it fuck me while I used my Hitachi. This worked really well for me. But next time I want to try My Thing doggy-style.

I was not at all lucky at last night’s Porno Bingo.

The other day I went walking along Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn. I hadn’t been there in many years, and like much of the city, it had changed drastically and I hate it. Now, Urban Outfitters is opening there today. [Groan]

The fuckers at United Airlines now only allow us to check one bag.

Midori’s next Stage 1 Rope Bondage Dojo will be in Philadelphia from April 19 – 20. Registration opens on line today (Thursday), March 13, 3pm Eastern time.

I went to Florent last night and, as usual, had a fabulous meal. Joe.My.God reports that they will close forever on Gay Pride Day.