Lolita Wolf's Predictions & Predilections

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My New Thing

March 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Don Quixote was taking a long time in the bathroom. Not so long that I was annoyed, but long enough for me to be curious. I decided to be patient and I grabbed my Gameboy Tetris. Something was definitely up.

DQ came out of the bathroom wearing a full black spandex Zentai suit. The hood had an nose hole and a mouth hole. A penis gag was strapped into in his mouth.

With that, DQ became the Thing. No, not The Thing, he was My Thing. Thing was my new sex toy. I was very happy to add a new sex toy to my collection. Extremely happy to add My Thing. And, as with any new sex toy, I had to figure out the best ways to use it.

I started out with the obvious. I had him lie down and I straddled it. That did not work very well, because the gag and his teeth and his lips all mashed together and it hurt him in a non-good way. I then lowered myself down on him the other way and then he couldn’t breathe. I did not want him to become a real stiff (ha ha). And the vibrator rattled his teeth in this position. I was beginning to think that this gag worked better in my fantasies than in actuality.

But I was so hot for this Thing that I wanted it in me. I reclined and let it fuck me while I used my Hitachi. This worked really well for me. But next time I want to try My Thing doggy-style.

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  • Anonymous

    how’s that njoy love wand working? I’ve been waiting for your review before I slap down $100 bucks for it….so yay or nay?