Lolita Wolf's Predictions & Predilections

I went down to CAPEX in Charlotte to teach Caning. Lisa, the program coordinator, introduced me to the audience and I began my spiel. I had just finished the part about how canes have this long tradition as a tool used for punishment and I was talking about how I never really do punishment because I think people ought to sit down and talk like adults.

Well, Lisa’s cell phone went off. Of all people, she should have known better to turn that thing off. It’s just really rude. But this kind of thing happens all the time to presenters. It’s annoying and most presenters usually announce that no more cell phones better go off and then jokingly give a warning that the next culprit would be used as a demo bottom.

A warning? Screw that! I called her to the front of the room and gave her six of the best – no warm up – right on the fronts of her thighs.

No more cell phones went off.