Lolita Wolf's Predictions & Predilections

Lumpo lay on the bed.
“Do you want to see my clown outfit?”
“Sure.”

I rummaged through my closet and found the black shiny shoes. They are chunky with a bulbous toe.
“Wow, those are perfect.”

I brought out the dress.
“Isn’t this amazingly hideous?”
“Did someone really manufacture that? Unbelievable!”
We both giggled.

I brought out the pink gloves and the pink and black striped socks, and then the wig which had orange hair in two thick braids topped with a red hat. I put the wig with on. And that’s when I noticed that his cock was rock hard and sticking straight up.
“Oh my god! Look at how hard you are! I love that.”
I began to suck his cock while paying with my wig. I let the big heavy braids flop around. I took my toy hammer and beat his cock. Boink, boink, boink! It was funny but it was also hot.

Then I put the shoes on. I strutted naked wearing only the wig and the shoes. I felt so sexy and powerful. He was jerking off so I shoved my shoes in his face. He curled up and started licking them. And it was then that I started to realize something.

“I don’t think you are the right clown for me.”
He moaned and licked my shoes with even more enthusiasm.
“No, really. I am a fine clown. Elegant compared to you. You’re shabby. I shouldn’t even be seen with you.”
“I can walk behind you.”
“No, that won’t do. I am an exciting, happy clown and you are so sad and miserable.”
He just became more frenetic at that point.
“You are pathetic.”
And that’s when he shot his load.

Funny. That’s the first clown sex I’ve had that did not involve money.
[Huh?]