Lolita Wolf's Predictions & Predilections

Jefferson told me that Madeline was into rope bondage. “She really likes hemp.” I thought that was interesting. So, I sent her an email asking what experience she had with hemp.

She responded that she did not really have much experience but that she had a huge crush on Monk. I thought that was funny. And then, not so much to one-up her, but more to tease her, I told her that I had met Monk and that he had tied me up at BR in the vendor area.

I think I like teasing Madeline. When Jefferson put up his Wax post, Madeline responded, “Man, I was just thinking about this story yesterday. I was thinking how awesome it would be if Lolita would be open to, you know, light me up on the 8th night of Chanukah.” I then slapped up my Hanukkah post. Poor girl. It left her sobbing in her latkes.