Lolita Wolf's Predictions & Predilections

Brian Lehrer at WNYC has this group project going on about Nap Strategies. Well, I have my own kinky nap story to tell. It’s sort of a true confession.

I was at an event with a friend. It was a Sunday, I was tired, but we had given up our room so I had nowhere to nap. There we were in the middle of a dungeon party with no place to nap. And then I got this brilliant idea.

“We’re going to do a nap scene and you’ll be the top.”

“What???”

“Don’t worry. I’ll tell you what to do.”

We found a padded bondage table. She laced me into a hood and added restraints and a blankie. I dozed off and she watched over me. After a half hour, she slowly woke me up and I was refreshed and ready to play! And nobody was the wiser. Except, now you know. Don’t tell anybody, okay?