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A date with Lumpo

April 24th, 2008 · No Comments

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Poupon Toot agreed to another date with Lumpo. At first she did not want to see him. He was so pathetic last time. But Lumpo promised her that he had changed a lot since then. Poupon decided to give him a second chance.

Yes, Lumpo did change.

  • Lumpo wore a new tie. It was orange with polka dots and huge. Poupon thought this was a fabulous improvement until she saw that he was using the tie to hide the fact that he was playing with his cock. Ew!
  • Another spiffy addition to Lumpo’s outfit was a bright flower in his lapel. Upon closer inspection, Poupon noticed it was fake and most likely stolen from the yard down the street. Yes, Lumpo’s neighbor plants fake flowers. He lives in just that kind of neighborhood.
  • In an effort to be entertaining, Lumpo picked up a new skill. Balloon animals. But the only thing he could make was a cock and balls. His balloon cocks were big. But just like his own cock, they were not hard enough, they deflated quickly and with just a little vigorous activity, they exploded.
  • Finally, Lumpo got new shoes. Oooooh! Really fabulous shoes! Poupon Toot is a sucker for a fabulous pair of shoes.

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