Lolita Wolf's Predictions & Predilections

Time: Saturday night
Place: TES Hanukkah party at Paddles

I had a date with Redhead Sue and well, I did the cliché holiday scene: candles. Well, that’s what you do with a hot Jewish girl on Hanukkah, right? Plus, I hadn’t played with wax since Dark Odyssey.

I put down tarps to protect the bench and Sue lay down. My naked empty canvas was beautiful unadorned, but where’s the fun in that? I dripped baby oil all over her body and spread it out with my bare hands getting to ever nook and cranny of her body. Her skin glistened under the dark club lights. I dripped a candle on her and she squirmed. I liked watching her squirm. Soon, I upped it to dripping two candles and covered her body with a nice layer of wax.

Then I started laying down votives in all different colors, pretty colors just like the Hanukkah candles that come in a box. I had eight candles lit in a row and I was the shamus. I know it was only the third night and only three candles are supposed to be lit that night but I took some artistic liberty. Plus Jews don’t believe in hell. Being Jewish, our guilt does not come from our religion, it comes from our mothers, and Mom wasn’t there.

I stood back and looked at Sue with the candles and it looked so pretty. I also noticed that we had gathered a bit of an audience. Usually I block out the voyeurs at a club when I am doing something, but this seemed like a curious and appreciative audience and the KinkyJews were there so I decided to engage the crowd and, since I forgot the words, I got them to sing Rock of Ages. Because after you light the menorah you are all supposed to sing.