The ingredients for my big birthday orgasm:

• Medium Njoy Pure Plug – $69.95
• Black Dragon Latex Gloves – $20.00
• Sliquid Organics Natural – $13.00
• Acuvibe HT-1220 Mini Vibrator – $34.95
• My lover’s fingers and hands – Priceless

Don Quixote acquired a new chastity device. The last one had not worked so well. The new one was The Boy Trainer Silicone Cock Cage from Mr. S. It had some nice reviews, I liked the way it looked and I was looking forward to trying it out.

We decided to experiment one evening at his place. Putting it on was not easy. His dick stuck to the silicone. I suggested some lube and it went a little easier but it still took quite a bit of tugging to get his dick in it. This is not so bad as it is not something that you put on regularly; it is just something that should stay on. Once his dick was in the device, the strap that holds the balls came up and locked easily to the strap that went around the cock and balls. I like how everything but the lock is made of soft silicone. And it felt good to him. Very snug.

We went to sleep and I kept the keys close by. Wearing a chastity device overnight is usually the true test. If it will be uncomfortable, it’s usually through the night. DQ woke me up early, the Cock Cage was too uncomfortable. Maybe it was the hair that pinched or maybe it was too snug, but I unlocked it and released him. I went back to sleep.

I woke up a little later feeling his body up against mine as he worked his hard cock. I reached back and began to play with it. When he was close to coming, he asked permission to come. I paused and thought about it. And he came!

I was annoyed and asked him why he bothered to ask permission if he was just going to come anyway. He sheepishly told me that he had waited too long to ask. I lay in bed and thought about that while he got up. I heard him grinding coffee beans in the kitchen and mulled my options.

When DQ came back with coffee, I told him to get me a cane. He brought his case to me and I picked his meanest cane, one made of delrin. I explained that there would be no warm-up. I would not be nice. If he wanted to play a Dominance/submission game of asking permission to come, I would have to play the punishment game because he came without permission.

He lay across the bed. I brought the cane swiftly down on his ass. He cried out in shock. I paused so that he could feel the full effect of the stroke. And then I hit him again. Slow and hard I continued. I did not count the strokes. It was too early in the morning for that, and I was only then having my coffee. But, man, I gotta tell you, that is my favorite way to wake up and have coffee.

I went to a Chemistry party with a friend. While I want to be prepared for anything that came our way, I did not want to schlep a lot of stuff with me.

I decided to take my shiny red patent For Your Nymphomation Adult Toy Box.  It’s a nimble 12″ x 9″ and holds a lot of stuff.  Very cute!

Here’s what I packed inside it:

• I love all the Njoy toys, but I think the most versatile one is the Fun Wand. It can be easily used vaginally as well as anally.
• I fully charged up my Acuvibe Mini.  It’s got great power and is cordless and rechargeable.
• The Mindfold is an easy and comfortable blindfold.
• Four lengths of 30 foot hemp rope from Venus Ropes and Twisted Monk.
• A few clothespins that I picked up at the dollar store.
• Lube (Liquid Silk)
• Black Dragon latex gloves
• NYC Condoms
• a couple of baggies.

With a kit like this, I was prepared for many sexy possibilities!

I’ve always had penis envy.  Don’t get me wrong.  I like being a girl, but there are times when I wish I had a cock.  I really wish I could just open my fly, whip out my cock and pee anywhere.  It’s convenient and sexy.  So, when Babeland gave me the opportunity to review the P Style, I stood up and said yes!

The P Style is a long (7.5″) spout made of hard plastic, which is easy to clean.  I tried it first in the bathtub because I was worried about making a mess, but that was not really necessary because the P Style is easy to position and use.  I was also concerned about “wiping” with it.  You are supposed to hold it tight to your parts and drag it forward to dry yourself off.  I though that it would be awkward with my piercings (I have my inner labia and my clit hood pierced), but that proved to be a non-issue.

The P Style is going to be great for those times I want to do piss play scenes without taking off my pants.  I am also going to use it for those times when I need to use a dirty public restroom.  Very practical.  I love this!

Babeland sent me the new G Curve Dildo.  It’s a very pretty pearlescent dark purple and the silicone material is soft, yet firm enough for thrusting.  It has a futuristic phallic design with a nice head and ridges along the top of the shaft that feels good going in and out of any hole.  It’s nice wide base makes it easy to use as a hand-held or as a strap-on.

What I like best about it is the curve shape.  When I strap on a straight dildo, I have to choose whether to strap it on over my clit where I get the most sensation or I have to position it above my clit to get an angle that works for fucking.  With this dildo, I can strap it on directly over my clit and it juts out at the perfect angle for stimulating my clit while fucking.  Win!

For solo play, the curve shape is comfortable to hold and fuck myself with.  It’s also a really good size for my cunt and hits me just right.  Overall it is about 6 inches long and about 1 3/8″ in diameter.

Last weekend, I taught “Stuff Yer Hole” at Floating World.  After warming DQ up with fingers and then a smaller toy, I used a length of nylon rope to strap the G Curve on and fuck him.  He thought it was a good size for him, especially for a longer session, but it did not really hit his prostrate.  This may be because we did it doggy style on a spanking bench.   We are going to try using it again in a sling.  Because we were already using silicone lube, I covered it with a condom, because you can’t use silicone lube with a silicone dildo.

The G Curve is made of smooth, non-porous silicone and has a good weight to it.  It contains no latex or nasty pthalates.  Because it is silicone, it works best with water-based lube.  It can be easily cleaned in the dishwasher or boiled.  It is made by Tantus, which makes good quality toys.

Bonus:  From now until Monday August 31, Babeland is offering FREE shipping on orders of $50 or more.

I always say that the best first hood you can get is a spandex hood.  They fit easily and are comfortable.  They are washable.  They don’t take up a lot of room in your toybag.  This spandex hood from The Stockroom is especially nice because it has a padded blindfold built in to really block out all the light.  And it’s on sale for just $15.20!  A really great deal.

The key difference is that the Acuvibe is cordless and rechargeable.  This gave me freedom to not be tethered to one side of the bed.  I took that Acuvibe everywhere!  I no longer had to worry about electrical extension cords in the dungeon.  (Did you ever notice how the people who set up the dungeons so often set up the slings furthest away from the electrical outlets?)  And, I could take the Acuvibe outside!  I love outdoor sex!

The big drawback with the Acuvibe is that it is large and heavy.  I like to travel light and the Acuvibe with recharger was even heavier and bulkier than the Hitachi.  I hate schlepping.

So when Babeland gave me the opportunity to review the Acuvibe Mini, I was very excited to try it out.  I plugged it in right away.  The initial charge is 8 hours.  The next day I gave it a spin.  The Mini has only one setting which is comparable to the low setting on the Hitachi and the Acuvibe.  That’s quite alright because 95% of the time, whether I am using it on myself or a partner, the low setting is the preferred setting. The Acuvibe Mini has plenty of power.

Because of its size and weight, I am more apt to take it with me when I go out to play.  The first place I took it was a sex party.  Selina brought rope with her.  Pink and black!  So, I tied her up.  She also had a pink paddle.  So I spanked her.  And then I told her I had something pink with me, too!  My Acuvibe Mini!  I slipped a black glove over the head and used it on her clit.  She orgasmed from that.  It was different than her usual orgasms, but she liked it very much.

I took the Mini to Leather Retreat and used it outdoors while I was in the sling.  The combination of fingers penetrating me along with the Mini on my clit elicited a huge load orgasm from me.

I also took it to TES Fest, where I put a man in bondage.  He was totally unable to move.  I wrapped up his cock with plastic wrap and then used the Mini on his cock.  He came from that.  Yes, this is a toy that can be used on all genders.

So, yes, I love the Acuvibe Mini and it will be a staple in my toy bag from now on.

At Dark Odyssey Leather Retreat, I told Don Quixote that he should be available to me on Saturday night. I dressed up in the new girdle he bought for me and then used some pink nylon rope to fashion a strap-on harness for my big brown cock. I had learned the rope skills from Lee Harrrington and had adapted his style to suit me.

I pranced around the cabin feeling sexy in my new outfit and my big cock. “I’m taking you to the strap-on party!”

DQ became very quiet. I recognized that attitude. He would not argue with me; he trusted me and would go along with whatever plan I concocted. He did not have to worry, but he worried anyway and his worrying is kind of hot. I knew that the big brown dildo was way too big for him. It’s a dyke dildo, not for boys. Besides we plowed his ass the night before last at the Queer party.

Nope, I had another use for him. I used some hemp rope to tie him. I decided to go for comfort and tied his hands in front and wrapped him into a modified upper body harness. When he was secure, I brought out the new toy.

I was so excited by this new toy: The Humiliator Gag System with Option A – Serving Tray from Scott Paul Designs. The gag part is very comfortable and made for long term use. It is constructed so that the mouth does not need to open wide and it puts the least stress on the jaw. There are various options that can fit into the gag. Each is very utilitarian. They have an ashtray, a toilet roll holder, a coat hook, a toilet bowl brush, a bootblacking brush, a feather duster and many other useful items.

I had chosen the drink tray. I thought that a drink would always be a handy and appropriate thing to have around. I also figured that I could place an ashtray or a candy dish or even some condoms on the tray, so it was the most versatile of the attachments.

So after DQ was tied, I buckled the gag on him. It is made in a sturdy material and lined with neoprene. It is sculpted for the contours of the face. But my favorite part is that it has a locking post with a shiny padlock, so that it can be fastened and locked with a key. The brilliant part is that it can be securely fastened without locking it as well. Since it was our first time using it, I opted not to lock it. I wanted to be sure to be able to get him out quickly if I had to.

I placed a plastic cup on the tray (we were at camp after all, so I did not have any nice crystal). We left the cabin with him balancing the tray and learning how to move with it. He had to move carefully as the cup on the tray obstructed his vision. Stairs were a particular challenge., Afterwards he told me how frustrating it was to go with me and be my drink-holder where the drink was in his face, yet he could not have any (of course I made sure he drank some water before I placed the gag on him.).

The strap-on party took place at Sex-O-Rama and there was a lot of left over liquor from Lucky’s Strip Club the night before, so I was able to have a nice drink. DQ was my very own piece of furniture to hold my drink for me.

I did some socializing and got some action at the party. A guy in a garter belt, stockings and high heels sucked my cock while another woman plowed his ass with her dildo. After a while, I was wooed by a hot girl who wanted too suck my cock. She was really very skilled. There is an art to sucking non-bio cock. It is different than flesh cock and needs to be gone down on in a whole different way. This girl knew the difference. Oh, yeah!

We left the party after about one hour and fifteen minutes. I did not want to stay too long, because I did not want to stress DQ too much the first time. When we got back to the cabin and I removed the gag, he told me that it was comfortable to wear for a long time as long as the drink was not too heavy.

We discovered that I could not fill the cup all the way. It becomes too heavy. For this gag, it is best if the glass is small or only half full. It’s probably good that I had a plastic cup because that is not as heavy as glass. However, I want to experiment with glass because glass is much more elegant than plastic.

I also want to get my drink-holder some knee pads. When I was on the bed getting my blow job, my drink was too far from reach. And I think my drink-holder would look good in his rubber apron or straitjacket. I am already thinking about how to use this gag again. I felt pampered having my drink by me. I really like it!

Daddy! Look at what I got! I am soooo excited because I finally FINALLY got my own Hello Kitty vibrator. And it’s pink!  These were around maybe 10 years ago and were much sought after, but production stopped and some of these were going on eBay for a lot of money. Now Babeland is selling them again.

Yes, this is a fun toy, especially for me because I am into age play.  I like to role play as a six year old princess and this pink one is totally a great addition to my bag of little girl toys.  However, when it comes down to the business of getting off, the vibrations just aren’t intense enough for me.  So, while I can rate it 100% on the kitsch value, I really need something more serious to get me off.

A few details:

• The Hello Kitty vibe is make of hard plastic.  It’s is nonporous and easy to clean.  Still, I would put it into a latex glove if I were to use it on someone else.
• It takes an AA battery and Babeland even included one with it so I didn’t have to wait to use it.
• Babeland also sent me a Chocolate Raspberry Massage Bar which I haven’t tried yet.  They’ll send one out as a free gift to everybody who buys a Hello Kitty vibrator for as long as supplies last.
• Babeland is running a Hello Kitty photo contest.  Maybe I’ll enter!

Babeland is celebrating Tristan Taormino’s 10 years in the business with a new edition of the Tristan Plug.  Tristan helped design this plug.  I bought one many years ago when Tristan did one of her anal sex workshops.  I chose the hot pink color.  At the time, it was like no other plug on the market.  It was a fabulous butt plug!  Made of silicone, it was shaped differently, with a longer neck that was more tapered.  It was made to stay in and it was very comfortable.  I don’t know whatever happened to my old plug.  I think one of my lovers made off with it. That’s just as well, because now I have the new updated edition!

The new edition is about 1/4″ shorter and 1/4″ wider but still very manageable for me.  I definitely need a bit of warm up and a bunch of lube to get it in.  Once it’s in, it feels really great!  It makes me feel full and it really fits.  I can use it by itself or with a dildo or a cock for that feeling of double penetration.  This shape really stays in and it is also comfortable for me to wear when I am sitting.  The flange is shaped to contour between my butt cheeks.  This can be worn for a long time (you might want to add more lube after a while.)

I also used this plug on a male partner and it worked really well for him.  I used a vibrator on the base and the silicone really transmitted the vibrations.

This plug is 3″ x 1-3/4″ and made of silicone.  It is nonporous and can be boiled or cleaned in a dishwasher.  Don’t use silicone lube with it.

To summarize, this is a fabulous butt plug and the new edition is even better. I love it!